B : Why are you so stupid?Easy equation but you cannot solve it?!! Obviously you are so stupid..
A : ...
Then A tried harder
A scored the highest mark in A's life. A even could not wait to get back to show it to you. A put it in a file so that the paper would not be torn or flipped.
A : Hey, I score the highest mark in the exam!!!
B: Only this kind of score you are very proud?
A : ...
A went outside, torn the paper, stepped on it, kicked it and burned it
A : I get the first number in the exam. It's not easy to get it because my class has so many bright students you know.
B: ...
A : Take a look at my exam result!!
B : You think this much of A's you are qualified to be in science stream class?
A teacher passed by and you showed the exam result while condemning me...
B : Do you think this kind of result can ensure him to get into science stream class?
The teacher : Wow..He did well in the exam..This kind of result is more than enough to be in the science class.
A : ....
A : Take a look at my result...
B : You are not doing good!!!Where do you want to go with this kind of result? See your friends who get higher than you
A: (Please see the Z subject...I'm the only student who score "A")
A: I do not want to be a "T"..I want to work as "S" because that suits my interest.
B : You do not have choice. You should not follow your interest because interest does not give you money.Job gives you money!!!
A: ...
A : I got the offer letter from the XXXX...They said I'm qualified to be a "T"
B : Well, you are in the institution not because of you result, but because you are lucky.
A : ...
Two majors exams have passed.
A: I got dean list for two semesters in a row....
B : The "T" course is very easy to score
A: ...
All the certificates are put in a box...do not care anymore what happens to the certificates.
A : How's my piano progression?
B : If you play this kind of style, you will be able to play a song in the next 20 years..
A : ....
Enuf~
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